Recently, I've been enveloped by homework, play rehearsal, and most importantly, my sweet, sweet dose of reality shows (Survivor, Amazing Race, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins)
I have a FAAAAAAAT amstud test on Thursday which has been calling my name, "Aaalllaaaan... aalllllaaaaaaaaan..." all week, and I'm sittin' here like, "lolwut." Because of this test, I will keep my descriptions of each show brief - NAY, I will write haikus about each!
Survivor
Does anyone else
notice those weird finger marks
under Russell's jaw?
I cannot believe
CBS chose to cast a-
nother Natalie
Like last season, my
horse this time will be Laura
why are you surprised?
Amazing Race
Dumbasses from Mass
are they that dumb, or do they
want me to hate them?
Overall, this year
is very forgettable
down with team zebra
The Ruins
Oh hey, Cohutta
Oh hey, Cohutta
how've you been since we last spoke?
You are a banjo
Oh boy, Johanna
I loved you on your season
but now you are lame
TOODLEZZZZ
Haiku's are for people who aren't clever. Sooooo... me.
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