Sunday, October 18, 2009

Not one, but TWO good movies this weekend

DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ZOMBIELAND OR PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (unless you're not planning on it... in which case, I feel bad for your sorry soul)



So I would like to start off by saying both of these movies are excellent! I will keep this entry short (as per my new approach to blogging - ten points for consistency) but you have got to go see these movies.

Paranormal Activity: one word: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitballs. I never get legitimately scared from a scary movie, but holy cannoli! This movie is a modern day Blair Witch Project - meaning it is a mockumentary-style film (although you are led to believe it is real until the very end). The acting was actually good... at least, as good as acting can get for a horror film... I don't really want to say anything, because when I saw it, I didn't know anything about it - I recommend you go in the same way!!

Zombieland: this movie is more lighthearted, but still very well done. Although very similar to Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland (forgive me for not using proper formatting when writing titles, all you gramma Nazis) is a dramedy involving very different characters taking on a nation of zombies. The two things I liked most about this film were the emphasis on home and the importance of enjoying the little things. Much like The Wizard of Oz, this film brings together four different people (although two of them are sisters, a pre-existing relationship) who are trying to find their own version of home. They realize in the end, however, that they have created a new home among themselves. They also have a lot of fun being the last remaining humans; for example, they break the sh*t out of a Native American gift shop and situate themselves in Bill Murray's Beverly Hills mansion.




GO SEE THESE MOVIES!!! Bye.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Maybe, just maybe...

I'll stick to shorter posts for a while! Hm...

Recently, I've been enveloped by homework, play rehearsal, and most importantly, my sweet, sweet dose of reality shows (Survivor, Amazing Race, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins)

I have a FAAAAAAAT amstud test on Thursday which has been calling my name, "Aaalllaaaan... aalllllaaaaaaaaan..." all week, and I'm sittin' here like, "lolwut." Because of this test, I will keep my descriptions of each show brief - NAY, I will write haikus about each!

Survivor
Does anyone else
notice those weird finger marks
under Russell's jaw?

I cannot believe
CBS chose to cast a-
nother Natalie

Like last season, my
horse this time will be Laura
why are you surprised?


Amazing Race
Dumbasses from Mass
are they that dumb, or do they
want me to hate them?

Overall, this year
is very forgettable
down with team zebra

The Ruins
Oh hey, Cohutta
how've you been since we last spoke?
You are a banjo

Oh boy, Johanna
I loved you on your season
but now you are lame




TOODLEZZZZ

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I sure do wish my car's turn signal was louder...

AHHHH. Okay, I haven't posted in over a month, and I feel like azz. However, I haven't forgotten about my little slice of heaven... and a fresh, new post is coming up very soon! I just have to figure out some things (i.e. life) and then everything will be good.

Am I frazzled enough for you?